HOME. i’m so happy about this. my cup of tea is great, my stepdad is back from New Zealand, my brother is bringing his girlfriends puppy over later, my mum is cooking salmon and it’s the wedding of my step sister at the weekend. just some of the things to be happy about.
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For valentines I got taken to the Grant Museum of Zoology and there were lots of little specimen slides and notes stuck around with funny facts about animal mating habits, barnacles have the largest penis to body size ratio out of all the animal kingdom! A very good valentines day.
we had a fire last night in our kitchen. my flat mate was getting ready to deep fry some breaded halloumi (nice) but the oil got too hot because our hobs are shit and it just caught fire. man. i grabbed the fire blanket off the wall and we thought we’d put it out but the fire kept going we screamed for our friend outside who came rushing in and fire extinguished the shit out of it but no it didn’t stop. we were choking on the smoke when the fire alarm eventually went off. we ran outside screaming at everyone to get out and waited for the firemen. it’s alright, the damage isn’t half as bad as we thought it’d be but our kitchen is absolutely covered in oily soot. Our friends are really nice though, giving us tea and chocolate to calm us down. fucking hell. the good news is that i don’t have to hide away on valentines no longer because my valentine is actually going to be here.
what a nice morning. i’m in love with London.